Twins jokes
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!