Twins jokes
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.