Twins jokes
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.