Twins jokes
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.