There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Twins Jokes
The twin towers were like my parents... They never came back.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
