I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Twins Jokes
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
