Twins jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.