Twin Towers jokes
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
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Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.