Twin Towers jokes
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
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What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Memes
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.