Twin Towers

Twin Towers Jokes

Terrorist

What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?

"Here Comes The Airplane!"

Body

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. ๐Ÿ˜

Gender

Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

Pizza

Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?

They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.

Jenga

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."

Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

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  • Tower

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

    Terrorist

    The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

    Among Us

    Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

    Ad

    What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

    They both broke and everybody cried.