Twin Towers jokes
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Type shit.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.