What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Boom, it went.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
