Twin Towers jokes
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
"Another one bites the dust."
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
You might think these jokes are plane.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
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