Twin Towers jokes
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
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What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Memes
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.