Tune jokes
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)