Tune

Tune Jokes

I know this isnt the real chicken wing song but my version...

chicken wing chicken wing i want your mommy slap her with my hary salami while she still yawning.

making your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so ama type songs. If u want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

What's the difference between a fish and a car?

you can tune a car...but you can't TUNA fish! x3

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what does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in comen? you can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna? but what about the glue said bob I ? new you would get stuck on that

"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune." Im a banjo picker and I can confirm this is 99% true.

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”

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What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 dodge neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer. It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lawballs.