What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune

What’s the difference between a fish and a car?

you can tune a car…but you can’t TUNA fish! x3

you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!!!

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

A Ba-na-na-na (To the tune of Beethoven’s 5th symphony)

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”

What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 dodge neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer. It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lawballs.

“Banjo players spend half their lives tuning… and the other half out of tune.” Im a banjo picker and I can confirm this is 99% true.