What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune

What’s the difference between a fish and a car?

you can tune a car…but you can’t TUNA fish! x3

you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!!!

“Banjo players spend half their lives tuning… and the other half out of tune.” Im a banjo picker and I can confirm this is 99% true.

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

A Ba-na-na-na (To the tune of Beethoven’s 5th symphony)

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”

What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 dodge neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer. It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lawballs.