What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Tune Jokes
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
What fish sings?
A tuna.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
