Tune jokes
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
What fish sings?
A tuna.
Community talk
Ode to FeetLust
There once was a user named FeetLust, so sly, With a twinkle of Skibidi in his eye. He danced to the beat of the Sigma tune, In Ohio's halls, beneath the moon.
FeetLust was no ordinary lad, He dabbled in memes, both strange and rad. A master of trends, with moves so swift, In the land of the weird, he'd always lift.
Ohio’s winds whispered his name, Sigma’s aura, his claim to fame. Skibidi's sway, his finest trait, FeetLust’s style? Oh, it's great!
A legend of laughs, with a twist of bizarre, In the depths of the internet, he's a star. So here’s to FeetLust, wherever he roams, In the land of the odd, he's made it his home.
Guys make sure to stay tuned for the annual WJE ship event, if your name exists, it will be shipped. Does anyone have any final words before I start shipping people? And who is everyone on the website.
My spirit week~ Monday: PJ day Tuesday: Neon day Wednesday: Tune day? Thursday: Barbie/pink day Friday: Color day (purple for my grade)