Why is Donald Trump so Mad Because he is a Trumpet
A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.
He he that's mj pronouns 23 is Micheal Jordans Fake news is trumps
Mike pence should have been eaten like trump fans were saying!
Why didnt Donald trump build the wall? Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well, cause it was shitty trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the pres down. Also hang Mike pence!
Little Johnny was in class and his teacher asked "how many of you guys are trump fans?" since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands. Well except little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "why are you being different again Johnny....." so little Johnny says "well because im a democrat. My mom is a democrat and my dad is a democrat, so im a democrat!" so then the teacher responds with "well what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot what would that make you?" well little Johnny says, "a trump fan!"
Yo mama so fat trump built a wall around her and not the border
Why didn't trump beat Biden? Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Donald trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls
Donald trump didn't even finish the wall he should of hired Mexicans to do it!
Why did trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island? So he trump that little bitch!
Why didn't Donald trump not pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him? Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What did trump say to Epstein, I like my tea like I like my teens warm, sweet and freshly made.
does donald know his wife is mexican?
Dude- Hey dude guess who I am Viewers- Dora Trump- No I am President Trump Viewers- Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack Trump- today we are going to build a wall Viewers- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What does Donald Trumps hair style called. A comey over.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
