Tell me a joke about my hairline no because he don't got one feel like Donald Trump it don't move
Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls
What do Hitler and trump have in common they both do hand gestures.
Your hairline is so far back trump was ashamed
Your Mom is so fat she can be trumps border wall
Obama, Trump and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children! Trump Screw the women and children! Clinton: Do you think we have time...?
What's the difference between Donald Trump and the orange. The taste good.
Donald trump has been banned from panera
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks
trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border
what is simular between hitler and trump they both want to keep races out
ALL HEIL PRESIDENT TRUMP
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
What did Obama ask Trump
HELLO GUYS. Its me Donald fuckin Trump. Ask me anything in the comments guys
LIKE IF YOUR VOTING TRUMP 2024 WOOOOO
Obama: It smells like upnigga in here... Trump: What's upnigga Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
"joe biden's mom is so fat, shes very fat folks, shes so fat imma use her to build my new wall"-trump