You get no bitches said the man to the 60 year old reckneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
I had bullies behind me on the street but they were too fat and slow so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
there's a truck full of babies. Whats worse that that. One baby being alive. What's worse than that. That baby having to eat it's way out. What's worse than that. That same baby coming back from seconds.
Why do ya’ll call a pickup truck- cause ya got a flat tire
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by an ice cream truck.
Why do Orphans prefer trucks, because unlike every other it is different.
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What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
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One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender How do you get them back out? Straw
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
what is something in common with gay people and ambulances trucks? they both take it out the back and go woo woo
What's worse then 10 babies in a truck? One baby in 10 trucks.
my friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over
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*a married woman gets hit by a truck and the cops tell her husband Cop: sir, it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck Man; I know but she has a great personality
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side my truck doesn't even have a dent.
