Your mom so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F- juan fifty
Why did the boy drop his ice cream because he got hit by a truck
knock knock. whos there? Europe. Europe who? no im not a poo your a poo.
Luck of the Irish my ass, I just blew a tranny and an engine in my truck both in the same week... Boy it really ruined my day when they found out about each other.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty
your hairline can fit a truck without toching either side
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garabige truck
POV: Wine Taster in hell
I was, sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. this silhouette begins to speak, "you have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. how do you plead?" the man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit. "guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like I will take any punishment you deem fit." very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request." out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. the boy says "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." the boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, Taste like chicken."
I went to a truck on wheels, they said "Wheel feed you"
yo mama so fat wen she steppid on a monster truck she turned i into a lowrider
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
what is something in common with gay people and ambulances trucks? they both take it out the back and go woo woo
You get no bitches said the man to the 60 year old reckneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Why are fire trucks 🚒 big? To hang out with the fire fighters 🧯
I had bullies behind me on the street but they were too fat and slow so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
there's a truck full of babies. Whats worse that that. One baby being alive. What's worse than that. That baby having to eat it's way out. What's worse than that. That same baby coming back from seconds.
Why do ya’ll call a pickup truck- cause ya got a flat tire
Why do Orphans prefer trucks, because unlike every other it is different.
