Trip jokes

We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.

You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?

Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?

He had no body to go with.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...

I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).

Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Where do kittens go on a field trip?

The meowseum.