Trigger jokes

*trigger alert*

Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?

Because there were too many black holes.

What do you call a triggered white kid?

A school shooter!

Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?

The recoil.

What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?

The Las Vegas shooting.

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?

He found that he had a piece in his sole!

What hates men but would have no life without men?

A triggered feminist.

Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?

They’re jealous that autism can speak.

(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).

Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?

What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?

You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.

What's the difference between a penis and a gun?

A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.

(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered.