Travel

Travel Jokes

Drug

Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?

Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.

Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?

Plane

If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.

Wife

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

Bean

Two baked beans traveled around Australia.

They both ended up in Cairns.

Titanic

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Train

When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?

When he is on the train.

Family

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

Nothing

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.

She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.

World Trade Center

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."