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German

Sry but i had to do this

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, Winnie the Pooh is sitting in a chair looking snooty with the text "Could you please speak German?". In the second panel, Winnie the Pooh is wearing a tuxedo with a smug expression, and the text is "Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!!!"

Word

uNGeHeUEr

The text on the image explains that the German word "Ungeheuer" can mean both "monster" and "very". The text gives an example of a German sentence that can mean "This shirt suits you very well." or "This shirt suits you well, you monster." depending on the interpretation.

Language

A chart comparing German and English. The German words 'du', 'dich', 'dir', 'Sie', 'Ihnen', 'ihr', and 'euch' are listed next to the English word 'you'. On the left side is the rage face, on the right side the troll face.

Article

A slightly distorted image from a video game showing two cartoon characters with speech bubbles. One character has green hair and the second character, a purple Sonic, says, "sorry I don't speak sushi." The first speech bubble above the character with green hair contains the text: "あなたがこの叙事詩を読んでいるなら"

Spanish

A cartoon of Sheen from Jimmy Neutron saying, "BUT MOM IT MEANS BLACK IN SPANISH".

Language

A comparison between German and English pronouns for 'you'. German has multiple forms while English uses just one. The text in the image says 'Deutsch ist eine einfache Sprache' which means 'German is an easy language'. On the left, there's a person pointing angrily, on the right a person is laughing.

Word

A man smiles in two panels, the first with a raised index finger, and the second with a smirk. Above the first panel, the text says: "In Swedish, the word 'gråtrunka' means to cry while masturbating." Below the second panel, the text says: "The fact that they actually have a word for that is a real tear jerker."

Toilet

The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:

A sign with the universal symbol for handicap accessibility, below which it reads "DEFORMED MAN TOILET".

Nose

A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.

President

A screenshot of a Duolingo language learning exercise. On the left is a cartoon man with a blue turban and a large black beard. The instruction at the top says 'NEW WORD' and 'Translate this sentence'. The Japanese sentence to be translated is '大統領はもうけることばかり考える男だ。'. Below it, the correct English translation is formed with word bubbles: 'The president is a man who only thinks about making money'.

Language

Against the backdrop of a large cathedral, text states, "Spanish is a beautiful language. You don't say 'I love you' in Spanish, you say 'yo quiero comer culo' which translates to 'you are the light of my life.' That's so beautiful."

Jokes

Grandpa

I went to visit my friend's sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him, he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn."

Suddenly, right in front of me, he passed. Later that night, I translated his last words, and they were, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."

Child

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

Bullshit

In Portuguese, "Trumpa" means bullshit.

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