Tragedy jokes
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.