Tragedy jokes
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.