Tragedy jokes
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.