Tragedy jokes
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Like if you know an orphan.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.