Tragedy jokes
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.