Tragedy jokes
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
9/11
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)