Tragedy jokes
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Like if you know an orphan.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.