Tragedy jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Like if you know an orphan.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.