If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Tragedy Jokes
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
