Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Racecar

How do you spell racecar backwards?

racecar

How do you spell racecar sideways?

Paul Walker's death.

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  • Orphan

    How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

    Make them clap until their parents come back.

    Dad

    Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.

    Death

    What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

    Orphanage

    The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

    Kobe

    It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"

    Kobe

    I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.

    Gender

    Twin Towers

    What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

    They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

    9/11

    Twin Towers

    What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

    They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

    Orphan

    "Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.

    Kobe

    Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!

    Me: Why? They don't land well together?

    Uncle

    My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.