Tragedy jokes
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Like if you know an orphan.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.