Tragedy jokes
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
Me.
The joke is me.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."