Tragedy jokes
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.