Tragedy jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Me.
The joke is me.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.