Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Shooting

Mother got shot, damn.

Father got shot, damn.

Sister got shot, damn.

Brother got shot, damn.

Auntie running away with a shotgun!

Orphan

An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"

Titanic

What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?

He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.

Sally

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.

Submarine

What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?

Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."

Kid

Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?

The Parkland kids.

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  • 9/11

    What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

    Word

    Q: What were my son's last words before he died?

    A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."

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  • Victim

    What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?

    A rape victim!

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  • Halloween

    A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"

    The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."

    The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.

    People

    I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

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  • Orphan

    Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.

    Genie: Your wish is granted.

    Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.

    School

    There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.

    Titanic

    What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

    They both went down.