Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Bro

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

Shooting Range

When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...

Shooting

Why are school shooting jokes so funny?

Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!

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  • Death

    So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

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  • Murder

    If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.

    Joker

    Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.

    Submarine

    What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?

    Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."

    Shooting

    Mother got shot, damn.

    Father got shot, damn.

    Sister got shot, damn.

    Brother got shot, damn.

    Auntie running away with a shotgun!

    Titanic

    What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?

    He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.

    Orphan

    An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"

    Sally

    Knock knock?

    Who's there?

    Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.

    Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.

    Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.

    Kid

    Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?

    The Parkland kids.

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  • 9/11

    What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

    Word

    Q: What were my son's last words before he died?

    A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."

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