Tragedy jokes
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
Jenga.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.