Tragedy jokes
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!