Tragedy jokes
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
I wish my friends would give me this shirt
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."