Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Dad

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

Car

A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"

She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.

The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."

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  • Shot

    Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.

    Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.

    Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?

    Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!

    School

    I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

    Plane

    I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

    Helicopter

    I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...

    I know, I'm going to hell!

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  • Dad

    I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...

    Shooting Range

    When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...

    Shooting

    Why are school shooting jokes so funny?

    Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!

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  • Death

    So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

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  • Joker

    Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.

    Crash

    I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

    Baby

    What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol

    Shooting

    Mother got shot, damn.

    Father got shot, damn.

    Sister got shot, damn.

    Brother got shot, damn.

    Auntie running away with a shotgun!