Tragedy jokes

2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one that had a dream got shot.

Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?

Ask an orphan.

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."

My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.

Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.

There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?

The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"You're too young to smoke."

Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?

No, it’s a 9/11 victim.

What do you call a dead baby?

Spawn killed.