Tragedy jokes

How old are 9/11 victims?

"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."

I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

What is an orphan's favorite song?

"Home."

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?

No, it’s a 9/11 victim.

Knock knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Not your parents.

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?

The school shooter will always spare you.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.

Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.

When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?

Alphaville - "Forever Young."