Tragedy jokes

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?

Alphaville - "Forever Young."

Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

What is an orphan's favorite song?

"Home."

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

9/11 jokes are a bomb!

You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

How old are 9/11 victims?

"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?

No, it’s a 9/11 victim.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."

I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.