Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Tragedy Jokes
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Me.
The joke is me.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
