Tragedy jokes

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

9/11 jokes are a bomb!

You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.

What is an orphan's favorite song?

"Home."

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?

The school shooter will always spare you.

How do tourists feed their kids?

Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.

Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?

Alphaville - "Forever Young."