Tragedy jokes
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
9/11
To honor the new Spider-Man movie!
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.