Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?

"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."

Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

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  • Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

    It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.