What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Tragedy Jokes
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
