Tragedy jokes
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
God bless the shooting that happened.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.