Hey did you know that 9/11 won a grammy?
Yes best comedy award.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Whats. The best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter
Because the twin towers collapsed.
i'm writing a movie about 9/11 it's called september 11th two thousand fun
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Kobe never missed a shot but he missed the helipad
I’m going to hell!!!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
My Mom said: I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied. Well i said: Have you seen her?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
9/11 also known as the day football stoped
Nobody people on the titanic: * SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Why did the orphan die? He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
