Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Biden did 9/10.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
