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Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?

Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

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    • Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

    The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

    First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

    Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

    (Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

    If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

    How did the man with no arms commit suicide?

    We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.

    What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

    The 89th floor.

    Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

    Orphan girl: Where?

    Me: The coffin was still open.