Tower jokes
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.