What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers
What was going through the heads of people in manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
this place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers
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what does the twin towers and school have in common... people jumped off a building to escape it.
What did the plane say to the tower? ''Yo can I crash at your place for a bit and can my boy crash at your boys place
The only thing brighter then my cuter is the fire on the twin towers
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing
Wow that was explosive!
Man I'm on fire 🔥 today
It's a tower No it's a plane Me: nope it's 9/11
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.
Children in the twin towers be like: Look mum its a plane!!!
There are 3 men: an American, a French and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane. The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty", the French says: "We are in France I touched the Eiffel Tower", the Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Why is the tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the twin towers
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
What did the tower say to the other? "Man, someone's on fire today! "
The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.
My granddad died in Ausschwitz in ww2........... He fell from a tower
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the twin towers have in common? They both live next to the Rubble.
Why were twin towers mad that there food wasn’t good enough
Because they got plain
What did Osama say after knocking over the twin towers?
He he he haw
