Tower jokes

Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!

These are as weak as the towers.

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?

Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".

This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.