I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
