Tower jokes

This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?

The Two Towers.

Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

These are as weak as the towers.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

Tower 1...

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!

I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.