Tower jokes
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Just do it.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.