Tower jokes

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What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?

... plane.

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.

What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?

The Two Towers.

I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

Tower 1...

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.