Tower jokes
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
These are as weak as the towers.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.