9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
