Tower jokes

Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"

What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?

... plane.

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.