Tower jokes

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

Tower 1...

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!

I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?

Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".

This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

Don't be racist, I am a building.

Twin Towers: fucked.

It was fake.

BE RACIST.

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"