Tower jokes

U.S.A: No Queen?

England: No towers?

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?

... plane.

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What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?

A: Plain.

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?

The Two Towers.

Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"