Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
