Tower jokes
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.