Tower jokes
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.