Tower

Tower Jokes

Soldier

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

Orphan

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

Plane

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

Twin Towers

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

Twin Towers

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

Book

What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?

The Two Towers.

Osama Bin Laden

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

Magic

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

People

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

Tower 1...

Plane

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!