Tower jokes
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.