Tower jokes
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.