Tower

Tower jokes

Twin Towers

The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

Attack

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

Memes

Soldier

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

Orphan

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

Plane

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

Twin Towers

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

Twin Towers

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

Book

What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?

The Two Towers.

Osama Bin Laden

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.