Tower jokes

What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?

Bucket.

U.S.A: No Queen?

England: No towers?

The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Don't be racist, I am a building.

Twin Towers: fucked.

It was fake.

BE RACIST.

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.

What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?

A: Plain.