Tower jokes
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!