Tower jokes
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Boom, it went.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Fall
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?