Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.
Husband: let’s do this.
Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
Hi boyyyy!
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Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
What’s the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?
I don’t have a garage.
Kade
Jak
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!