There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
how do you poop
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?" The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom. Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket int the toilet."
When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.
How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
Why did the toilet paper cross the road It didnt it got stuck in a crack
Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper
How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet
Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Knock knock Who's there Bear Bear who Bear bum
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack...
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
because of gravity
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? -- The Captain's Log.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. -- But he's still making fun of me.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
