PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Toilet Jokes
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
Big butt
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
What's harder than taking a shit?
Trying to take a shit while constipated!
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Diarrhea.
Poopy face, poopy face, poopy poopy poopy face!
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
