You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
Pooooooooooop!
why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?cause it got stuck in a pot hole:)
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to excape the corano virise
