why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to excape the corano virise
I ain't shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking any ones hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Toothbrush says I have the worst job ever. Toilet paper says you think your job shity.
Q: why was the potty sad? A: Diarrhea
How can toilet paper decorate your house
Shit sticks everywhere
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused
What do Cavemen Poop in? A NEANDER STALL
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland. what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European
Why did the poop cross the street .why. Because it was trying to get in the toilet
Its all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Why does Hellen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop? Nobody knows!
how do you make a blind girl smile... leave the plunger in the toilet
A three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat will be closed.
Stranger 3: how to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: you can't!
Stranger 2: you can
Stranger 3: how?
Stranger 2: by using the same idea of russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff but the difference that he can sleep and he will have a food for 30 days and toilet too.
Stranger 3: great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: you all gays are evil monsters
Stranger 2: i think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy let's try this experi-
(the chat has been closed by stranger 1)
Q. whats the difference between people and a toilet A. niether does r kelly
How did the toilet react when it received a gift? That was so pot full (toughtfull)
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
