Time jokes

Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...

I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!

Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...

What is the difference between a human and a magic house?

To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.

I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.

A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel. "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions. You must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate, and you must never hold on to any beef." The Angel then disappeared.

The man did as was told and became generous and kind. As he emerged from the betting office with all his money, he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person each and every time.

He, however, couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what.

When he died, the Angel came back for him.

"But I'm undeserving; I can't come with you," he said.

"Yes, you can," replied the Angel, "you gave all your stake (steak) away."

I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...

What time is it when you get home?

What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.

I did have a good time today, I did.

Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!

What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?

What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.

Nothing lasts long these days!

As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"

What time is it?

What time is it when you can drive home from phone?

Why is Sunday better than Monday?

Because Monday is a weak day.

What time do you call me tomorrow?

Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.