Though jokes

I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

I'd like to have kids one day.

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

What milk do orphan babies drink?

Not their mom's, though.

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"

Not a joke; just a statement:

Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.

Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.

Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.

I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.