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Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.

Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?

Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.

Mom: Can you hear them?

Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.

Mom: Why do you think that?

Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ

If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.

"Actions speak louder than words."

This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

This is a placeholder. I am a joke.

This joke is so dark, I need life.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.

Who is this Gwen person?

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