How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
I remember my uncles last words: "I don't think were going shooting today."
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What did one droplet say to the other
Water u thinking
ive done a skeleTON of work to think of this joke. trust me ive got a feumer jokes
people so dumb they think they transblind like WTF idiots
SO IM A COW GUESS WHAT MY DAD THINKS OF THAT? HE SAYS IM A LOOOOSMER
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it's really... Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this
Jimmy asks a elevator operator what he thinks of his job The operator shrugs and says "It has its ups and downs"
A girl comes up to her dad and says can I borrow the car tonite I want to go this party dad says if u give a head job girl says your r my dad how can u say that dad says if u want the car girl thinks ok she starts dad that taste like shut dad yer your brother wanted the this morning
SANS you lazy-bones get up and do something. Sans: I am doing something. Papyrus: oh yeah, what. Sans: thinking up a skele-ton of jokes. Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you. Sans: what does someone not have a funny-bone oh wait do you have a bone to pick with me I have 206
caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman's forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad... i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
Q: you have problems, i think your disease is BOOFA Q: What boofa ? A: boofa deez nuts in yo mouth
2 whales went to a bar. The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh. The second whale said, "Greg I think your drunk, let's go home."
My friend thinks he is funny.He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion,so I threw a coconut at him.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
