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Pope

    • One day, the Pope is coming to America in his limo, and he said to the driver, "Why don’t you let me drive for once?"

    The driver thinks to himself, "Well, I can’t say no to this guy; he’s the Pope." So the driver pulls over, and they change places. The Pope was having fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dogging cars. After a while, the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope, "Slow down a bit; you might get pulled over."

    The Pope says, "Ahhh, don’t worry about it; I’m the Pope." So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments, he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car, and the Pope rolls down the tinted window. The cop sees the Pope and says, "Oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute?"

    The Pope says, "Sure." The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, "Guys, I just pulled over someone really important."

    They ask who, "The President?"

    "No, more important."

    "The president of another country?"

    "No, more important."

    "An ambassador?"

    "No, even more important."

    "Well, who is it?"

    "I don’t know, but the Pope is the chauffeur."

    Orphan

    • Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.

    Like this if you think orphans are cool!

    City

    • When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

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    • Murder

    • Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...

    I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...

    He could have married her!

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    • Kid

    • All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.

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    • Ex

    • You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

    Then I start to think I was the problem :(

    Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

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    • Clay

    • Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

    It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

    Russian

    • Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:

    1. USA was NEVER invaded!

    2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!

    3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!

    4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.

    5. We have more allies than you.

    6. We are smaller but stronger.

    7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!

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