They jokes
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.