They jokes
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...