They jokes
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.