They jokes
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.