They jokes
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Memes
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.