They jokes
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
Memes
Truly are
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.