They jokes
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.