They jokes
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.