They jokes
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.
Now they call him Hot Wheels.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.