They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
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Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.