They jokes

One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.

After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

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    • Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...

    J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*

    A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.

    Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo

    What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?

    A DG (dee gay)

    What does lava use when it can't walk properly?

    A volCANEo

    What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?

    They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)

    What is Satan's favorite DJ?

    MarshHELLo

    What do neck breakers use?

    Snapchat

    What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?

    Instagraham crackers

    Is this the last joke?

    No

    What is similar between a dog and my ex?

    They are both commonly known as bitches

    What number has a flu from a pig?

    Nine flu (swine flu)

    What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?

    BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Who is the best anime girl?

    Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank

    Why did Sally get caned?

    Because old men hurriCANED.

    That was all

    OR WAS IT?

    Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)

    Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?

    Because they can actually buy a house.

    When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.

    When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.

    What do Karens do when they have free time?

    They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.

    I have an account at the website Memedroid.

    My name is J0K35FromWJE.

    Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

    I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

    Ok here's your joke now...

    What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

    "Can I have a pizza that ass?"

    A person laughs every day.

    "Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"

    Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?

    Other man: Because.

    Man: Because why!?

    Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

    On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.

    J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.

    Guy: Oh, what is it?

    J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.

    Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?

    Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

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