Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
So unfortunately I got kicked out of the library again because for some reason they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Why can’t orphans be gay They have nobody to call daddy
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why were the twin towers mad? Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Why is the USA bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? because they have no family to have them with.
Why can't a orphan play baseball because they can't go home
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
why can't male orphans be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call daddy
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why do orphans hate Cosco? Because they cant get in and try the free samples
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
