They jokes
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."