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If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

What do Nemo and my dad have in common?

They both can't be found.

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

Why do orphans love role-plays?

Because they can call someone "daddy."

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.

Me: "What are you doing??"

Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"

Me: "I don't know."

Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"

Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"

Don't bully kids.

Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.

Why can't an orphan have sex?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

How do emos fly? They hang themselves.

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

Why do orphans like belts?

They remind them of their father.

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.

Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.

Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.

An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.