They jokes
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
They are delicious.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.