Let’s go punch some orphans who they gonna tell there parents 🤣🤣🤣
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Why cant orphans play baseball?
They dont know where home base is
What’s water see in orphans that they don’t. There parents.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said "Do you wanna?". Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Why can't orphans score in baseball? - They can't find home.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents, oh wait.
Why do orphans only have iphone xr? because they don't home buttons
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan hit them
It's not like they can tell their parents
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
