They jokes
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.