They jokes

Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Why are all orphans criminals?

Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.

Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?

Because they have already got 2 towers down.

If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.