They jokes
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.