They jokes
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?