They jokes
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.