They jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.