They jokes

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can never get a home run. 😭

Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!

No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.