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Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. ðŸ˜
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.