They jokes
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.