Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
They Jokes
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why do orphans miss Motherโs Day? Because they donโt have a mother to give to!
Why donโt scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
