A few kids were talking about how big there housed were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. 1 little boy said, bet I have the biggest home. To everyone's supprise he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty”
That’s when Penaldo asked “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again aren’t you?
Knock knock. Who’s there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can’t reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward
Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!” Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?” Source: http://jokesfan.com/little-johnny-jokes.html
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls
There are people who are beautifull and then there are people whom I won't rape
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
what do emo kids and hitler have in common?
Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something
When you go over a speed bump but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone
Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms 'knock knock" whos there not sally
why is there only 363 days in a orphan calendar because they don't have mothers day or fathers day
There is only 363 days in a year for orphans because mother and farthers day don't count
There was a kid named buttitches and his teacher was taking attendance. then the teavher asked"what is your name"? And he answered "buttitches" Then the teacher asked again "what's your name" and he replied buttitches. Then a student yelled out "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY"!!
There is thin line between death and life !! You won't live to see it .....
The Cardiogram will !!
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s “Change the damn diaper you idiot.”
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
