Backseat Name

Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?

Dad: Because she was made there.

Son: Thanks, Dad.

Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, you simpleton. You are an absolute buffoon for not getting this. The dad named his son 'Backseat' because it implies he was made in the backseat of a car, a location that is implied by the son's question. A place where he was conceived, and not named after a city.