Thereness jokes
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.
So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.