Thereness jokes

So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.

Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not your.

Not your who?

Not your mama!

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???

How do people get skinny?

Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)

Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.

Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.

Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?

Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.

I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."

Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?

Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.

Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?

Because there's only one B in Brazil.

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."

What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?

Doughnuts, because they're holy.

There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, 'cause they are all copycats.