Thereness jokes
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
There are only two genders.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
oh well there goes another one
There is no god. None, not one.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!