Thereness jokes
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"