Thereness jokes
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"