Thereness jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
Memes
When you reverse the roles be like:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.