Thereness jokes

Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.

When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because there was a dad on the other side.

Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?

'Cause they're the ones making the toys.

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

Why did the cops come over?

Because parents had kids in their basement.

Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.

Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.

I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.

There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.

What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.

What do you do when you're bored?

I beat up orphans.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

There are "nun" good jokes.

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."