Thereness jokes
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is, "Dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!